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#2819488 Jun 30, 2010 at 01:06 PM · Edited over 12 years ago
Cool Guy
9 Posts
A good time killer. Just enter in any random assortment of text and hit translate (I like to turn the number of translations up to the max).

http://funnytranslator.com/translation/

For example...

"Lag Spike, keep on lagging out"
...56 translations later we get:
"Top"

... Ok, that isn't one of the better ones, but mess around with it. You can get some pretty hilarious ones.
If I disconnect, it means my igloo melted...

Toons: Prosperity and Fierasha
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#2819678 Jun 30, 2010 at 01:55 PM
Cool Guy
32 Posts
"Its called a fucking scribe!"
30 translations later we get...
"Stupid book!""
26 more translations after that we get...
"Card, stupid!"
If I disconnect, it means my Vista melted...
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#2819688 Jun 30, 2010 at 01:58 PM
Cool Guy
32 Posts
"He's trolling you."
-turns into-
"It was gross."
If I disconnect, it means my Vista melted...
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#2820429 Jun 30, 2010 at 04:39 PM
Cool Guy
9 Posts
"Where's the cream filling?"
...56 translations later we get:
"With us or not."
____________

Beware of dog"
...56 translations later we get:
"Left"
If I disconnect, it means my igloo melted...

Toons: Prosperity and Fierasha
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#2825565 Jul 01, 2010 at 03:09 PM
Lag Master
16 Posts
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Plants can be cut some criticism. Mamottomamotto?"

Alaska is the largest state"
...50 translations later we get:
"Alaska is a private"

"Harsuulis fails at everything he attempts, including (but not limited to) tanking, damage per second, and healing."
...50 translations later we get:
"Harsuulis control (not peak) for tanks, treatment and, uh"
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#2825778 Jul 01, 2010 at 03:56 PM
Cool Guy
32 Posts
"Adopt a Core-Hound"
...56 translations later we get:
"Dog politics."
If I disconnect, it means my Vista melted...
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#2827273 Jul 01, 2010 at 11:36 PM · Edited over 12 years ago
Cool Guy
32 Posts
"[Nullify] is a big black asshole who likes to make fun of people who are supposedly his friends."
...56 translations later we get:
"Starting number of women, black ass."
If I disconnect, it means my Vista melted...
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#2827289 Jul 01, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Lag Master
16 Posts
"Nullify is a total bamf who gets lots of action."
...40 translations later we get:
"new professional BAMF."
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#2827294 Jul 01, 2010 at 11:45 PM · Edited over 12 years ago
Cool Guy
32 Posts
"[Nullify] and free man would not be having this much fun if it were not for our stupid and fat friend who does not exist."
...56 translations later we get:
"Minimum number of people Affected, crazy and fat."



"You do not make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris jokes make you."
...56 translations later we get:
"Chad Norris jokes tshakkunorisujoku."



"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
...56 translations later we get:
"Chad Norris Green Ping Turkey's Sunday as Chad Norris.



"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
...20 translations later we get:
"Chuck Norris can not do without a horse running over a red light, like Chuck Norris."



"I am the walrus."
...47 translations later we get:
"They were right."
If I disconnect, it means my Vista melted...
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#2827364 Jul 02, 2010 at 12:03 AM
Lag Master
16 Posts
"what the fuck is this funny translator bullshit?"
...50 translations later we get:
"Failure and humor?"

This is the best one possible.
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#2827398 Jul 02, 2010 at 12:12 AM
Cool Guy
4 Posts
"My Ipod blew up in my face!"
... 50 translations later
"I think the Ipod"


"I think therefore I am"
... 50 translations later
"So"


"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird"
... 50 translations later
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one stone"
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#2827433 Jul 02, 2010 at 12:21 AM
Lag Master
16 Posts
#2827398 Athilion wrote:


"I think therefore I am"
... 50 translations later
"So"



Funny translator is unimpressed with your thinking, and with your existence.
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#2831255 Jul 02, 2010 at 04:33 PM · Edited over 12 years ago
Cool Guy
32 Posts
"Ghana loses in the world cup to uruguay. Millions cry sadly."
...56 translations later we get:
"Turkey, Uruguay, died last World Cup. But Millions of God."



"Life is pointless."
...56 translations later we get:
"There is live online."


"Can I interest you in a pint?"
...56 translations later we get:
"What is football?"
If I disconnect, it means my Vista melted...
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